Lebanon is a very sectarian society. Everything you do, buy, wear, drive, listen to, eat, say, hear and feel; your accent, clothes, food, car, house, political affiliation and friends – they all have to do with your religion in Lebanon.
Not surprisingly, then, your take on the current upheavals taking place in the Middle East has to do with your religion, as does the TV channel you watch the unfolding events on.
For example, if you are a Shiite Hezbollah supporter, you watch events in Bahrain – where a Shiite majority population is revolting against an elite Sunni minority – on Hezbollah’s channel, al-Manar.
If you are a Sunni Muslim, you are almost by default interested in the resurrecting anti-government Green Movement in Iran, which you watch on the Future Movement’s TV station, Future News.
If you are a Shiite Amal supporter, you are undoubtedly absorbed by the revolts against Muammar Qaddafi in Libya, which you follow on Amal chief Nabih Berri’s channel, NBN. Such is Amal’s obsession with the unfolding revolution in Libya – and Qaddafi’s murderous crackdown – that between shows NBN plays a minute-long montage of the protests in Libya titled The Revolt Against the Tyrant. Don’t forget, after all, that Amal has a special interest in Qaddafi’s overthrow; he is the man most people blame for the 1978 kidnapping and presumed murder of Amal founder Moussa Sadr.
So how does the rest of the Middle East watch Lebanon coverage? Well, they don’t. We’re simply the most boring and unimportant country in the whole region right now. Everyone else is rising up against their backward, corrupt and archaic systems while we stew merrily in ours.